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Corinne hates it when I get on the computer while she's sleeping. The rat-a-tat-tat of my lightning 88wpm fingers on keys shakes her from her slumber and the only thing that is bound to ensue is sheer calamity. Shhhh. It's 11:45pm. I am trying to type one letter at a time. Softly. Be vewwwwy vewwwy quiet... Thing is, I have yet to do my homework for class tomorrow night. Nice to see that procrastination is a static trait. Furthermore, I'm uploading photos for developing on BOnusprint Canada's fotowire application; it failed to occur to me that I am on dialup and that the procedure of uploading 50+ photos is going to take at least two hours. Hmph. I'm already past the 45 minute mark and don't want to turn back. There are so few things I complete in this life; let this be the first step to personal accomplishment. Next step, the world. I had a headache after I left work today: Guy: So I can choose my meals on this flight? Me: Yep! You can pretty much choose anything... Guy: Like...? Me: Vegetarian, no red meat... they even have kosher meals. Guy: Oh, really? Me: Would you like a kosher meal (detecting some interest) Guy: Well, from a health standpoint, it's a very beneficial option, but I don't want to order that because when they bring it down the aisle everyone will think I am Jewish and all these crazy people will be after me! Me: (silence) Some customers are a pain in the royal bum. Others, as above, are just plain dense. I'm hoping that someone I know will come into some quick clean cash, lay a million or so on me so I can just up and leave for one foreign country after another, pursuing fluency in all the languages of the world. It's not that I'm lazy. It's just that there are too many things in this world to do and so little time to have 90% of it eaten up by something called work. This new curry company is under fire because their brand of "Bundh" sauces translates to something along the lines of bum in Punjabi. What bundhholes.
And I feel fine....... - 2004-02-23 |